Fridays Joke

[Highlander]

A young guy from London moves to Scotland and goes to a big department

store looking for a job.

 

The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"

 

The kid says. "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in London."

 

Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. "You start

tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

 

His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the

store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales did you make today?"

 

Kid says, "One."

 

The boss says, "Just one?" Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day.

"How much was the sale for?"

 

Kid says, “£97,000”

 

Boss says, “£97,000?” What the hell did you sell?"

 

Kid says, " First I sold him a camo net. Then I sold him a set of poles. Then I sold him a set of decoys. Then I sold him a pigeon magnet. Then I sold him a shotgun and some cartridges. Then I sold him a whole bunch of camo clothing.

Then I asked him where he was going shooting and he said down on the farm, so

I told him he was gonna need a trailer for his purchases, so we went down to the trailer department and I sold him a 4 wheeler. Then he said he didn't think his

Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to our automotive department and

sold him that 4X4 Discovery."

 

The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a camo net and you sold him all that plus a trailer and a truck?"

 

Kid say, "No, he came in to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said, "Well your weekend's shot, you might as well go pigeon shooting." B)

[Mordeeb]

Another corker B)

[BTMS]

Brian

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