Browning GTS Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 NEW WORDS FOR 2006 >> >>TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking B-ll-cks. >> >>BLAMESTORMING. Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline >was >>missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. >> >>SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps >on >>everything, and then leaves. >> >>ASSMOSIS. The process by which people seem to absorb success and >>advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard. >> >>SALMON DAY. The experience of spending an entire day swimming >upstream >>only to get screwed and die. >> >>CUBE FARM. An office filled with cubicles. >> >>SITCOMs. Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What >yuppies >>turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to >stay >>home with the kids or start a "home business". >> >>SINBAD. Single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and >desperate. >> >>STRESS PUPPY. A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and >>whiny. >> >>PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE. The fine art of whacking the **** out of an >>electronic device to get it to work again. >> >>ADMINISPHERE. The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above >the >>rank and file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" are often >>profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were >designed >>to solve. This is often affiliated with the dreaded "administrivia" - >>needless paperwork and processes. >> >>BEER COAT. The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a >>booze cruise at 3am. >> >>BEER COMPASS. The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival >home >>after booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where >you >>live, how you got here, and where you've come from. >> >>BREAKING THE SEAL. Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours >of >>drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to >the >>toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the >night. >> >> >>MILLENNIUM DOMES. The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely >impressive >>when viewed from the outside, but there's Actually naught in there >worth >>seeing. >> >>MONKEY BATH. A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: >>"Oo!Oo!Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!". >> >>MYSTERY BUS. The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while >you're >>in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the >unattractive >>people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back >in. >> >> >>MYSTERY TAXI. The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning >>before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and >leaves a >>10-Pinter in your bed instead. >> >>PICASSO BUM. A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she >looks >>like she's got four buttocks >> >>SALAD-DODGER. An excellent phrase for an overweight person. >> >>SWAMP-DONKEY. A deeply unattractive woman. >> >>TART FUEL. Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young >women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 Christ, 2 hours to break the seal, I wish P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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