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just nipped out down the road to knock off a few bunnies with the air rifle

 

all going well until i reached the local treatment plant

 

crept through hedge on belly up to the wire fence

 

loads on bury about 35yards away

 

snuggled into a good position

 

thats when i noticed it

 

a small tennis ball sized thing about a foot above my head

 

got outa there a damn sight quicker than i went in i can tell yer

 

first jasper encounter of the year

 

penny to a pound of **** it won't be the last

 

next time i probably won't get out unscathed

 

as Briam Plummer always said:

 

"for hate, read fear"

 

i ******* hate jaspers

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