Joke

[Quist]

Priceless!

 

At a recent computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the

computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had

Kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be

driving

$25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."

 

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release

stating: If GM had

developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with

the following characteristics:

 

1) For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

 

2) Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would

have to buy a new car.

 

3) Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason.

You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the

windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you

Could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

 

4) Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause

your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would

have to reinstall the engine.

 

5) Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was

reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would

Run 0n only five percent of the roads.

 

6) The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would

all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal

Operation" warning light.

 

7) The airbag system would ask, "Are you sure?" before deploying.

 

8) Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you

out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door

handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

 

9) Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn

how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate

in the same manner as the old car.

 

10) You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off. :yp:

[Axe]

:yp: :yp: Very good.

[JohnGalway]

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Edited September 4, 2009 by JohnGalway

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