Sven-Goran Eriksson

[pavman]

Sven-Goran Eriksson is on 'Who wants to be a Millionaire' and has

reached the £1 million question.

 

Chris Tarrant says, "Right Sven, this is for £1 million, and remember,

you still have two lifelines left, so please take your time.

 

"Here's your question: What type of animal lives in a Set?

 

"Is it. a, a badger b, a ferret c, a mole or d, a cuckoo?"

 

Sven ponders for a while and says, "No, I'm sorry Chris, I'm not too

sure. I'll have to go 50-50."

 

"Right, Sven, let's take away two wrong answers and see what you're

left with.

 

'Badger' and 'Cuckoo' are the two remaining answers."

 

Sven has a long think, then scratches his head and says, "No, Chris,

I'm still not sure, I'm going to have to phone a friend."

 

So who are you going to call, Sven?" says Chris.

 

"Hmmm, I think I'll call David Beckham."

 

So Tarrant phones David Beckham.

 

"David, this is Chris Tarrant from 'Who wants to be a Millionaire'.

I've got Sven-Goran Eriksson here, and with your help he could win

£1million. The next voice you hear will be Sven's."

 

"Hello David" says Sven. "It's the boss here. What type of animal lives

in a set? Is it a badger or a cuckoo?"

 

"It's a badger, boss." says Becks without hesitation.

 

"You sure, son?" says Sven.

 

"Definitely, boss. One hundred percent. It's a badger. Definitely."

 

"Right, Chris," says Sven, "I'll go with David. The answer's a badger.

 

"Final answer, Sven?"

 

"Final answer, Chris."

 

"That's the correct answer. You've won £1 million!"

 

Cue wild celebrations.

 

Next morning at training, Sven calls Beckham across. "Son, that was

brilliant last night. I thought I might be taking a gamble giving you a

call, but you played a blinder! But how the heck did you know that a

badger lives in a sett?"

 

 

"Oh I didn't, boss..." replies Beckham, ...........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"But everybody knows a cuckoo lives in a clock!"

[SNAKEBITE]

Sven Goran Erikson, have you ever seen him and Mr. Burns from the Simpsons in the same room togther?

[gibby]

good one