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A Scottish Joke


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An English family head out one Saturday to do some shopping.

 

While in the sports shop the son picks up a Scotland football shirt and says to His sister,

"I've decided to be a Scotland Supporter and I would like this for my birthday."

 

His sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk to your mother."

 

So off goes the little lad with the Blue Football shirt in hand and finds his mother. "Mum?"

Yes son?"

I've decided I'm going to be a Scotland supporter and I would like this shirt for my birthday".

 

The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "Go talk to your father."

 

Off he goes with the football shirt in hand and finds his father. "Dad?"

Yes son?" I've decided I'm going to be a Scotland supporter and I would like this shirt for my birthday."

 

The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head and says: "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"

 

About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home. The father turns to his son and says; "Son, I hope you've Learned

something today?"

 

The son says, "Yes dad I have." Good son, what is it?"

 

The son replies, "I've only been a Scotland supporter for an hour and already I hate you English ********." :welcomeani:

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I used to sell in Scotland, and yes they do have a sense of humour - normally at our expense.

 

Nowt wrong with that - after all, the Scots still invade England (Blackpool) every summer as there is nowhere better in Scotland to go to.

 

 

Ah, Culloden is a wonderful place :good::oops::lol:

 

 

Just waiting for the colourful response - don't disappoint me :angry::rolleyes:

 

Don

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nice one i like it alot you english have got a sence of humour after all

:lol::good::lol::good::lol::good:

cheers kirky keep em comin

hey pavman,...... can you tell me the difference between a scotsman and a coconut ?,......... you can get a drink out of a coconut !

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nice one i like it alot you english have got a sence of humour after all

:oops::angry::lol::rolleyes::lol::good:

cheers kirky keep em comin

hey pavman,...... can you tell me the difference between a scotsman and a coconut ?,......... you can get a drink out of a coconut !

 

I thought it was:

 

How do you get a drink out of a Scotsman?

 

jam you fingers down his throat :lol:

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