Essesx Boy Joke

[pavman]

A guy goes to the Essex County Council offices to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"

"Yes," he says. "I was in the Lebanon for three years"

The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment"

and then asks," Are you disabled in any way?" That will help with your application

The guy says, "Yes 100%.......a mortar round exploded near me and blew my

testicles off."

 

The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K . I can hire you right now. The

hours are from 8am to 4pm. you can start tomorrow... but come in at 10am."

The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8am to 4pm .... then

why do you want me to come in at 10am?"

 

"This is a council job mate" the interviewer says........ "For the first two

hours we sit around scratching our Nuts ....... no point in you coming

in for that :blink:

[MC]

Thanks for that Pavman,

 

I don't know what I have done to offend you. But I am sure I will come up with something soon :blink:

 

I don't really see why it should be essex council in particular, don't all councils sit about scratching their nuts?

 

Cheers

 

Martin

[pavman]

Thanks for that Pavman,

 

I don't know what I have done to offend you. But I am sure I will come up with something soon

 

Cheers

 

Martin

 

thats the spirit :blink: how you getting on with the dog training and the gun, all working out ok?

[MC]

Dog training is coming on fine, still having a small problem with his retreiving but that is nearly sorted.

 

To be honest I haven't fired the gun yet, I bought it to be used on the dog clubs working tests more than anything.

 

Cheers

 

Martin