Blondes

[highdowns hunter]

Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the

sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and

says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let

me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in

the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"

 

*****

 

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly

says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "OK, what's the

capital of Arkansas?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: A."

 

*****

 

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked

and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit,

patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached

the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch,

shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.

Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my

possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They

send me a BLIND policeman."

 

*****

 

A bonus one:

 

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys

a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door

she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry.

She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome

with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells,

"No, honey, don't do it!!!" The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

[neil]

You cant beat a few jokes on a friday

[red_stag88]

hehe

[brain dead]

OH LORD.red stags back from Florida, just hope you don't read all those spiteful posts i've been putting up bout you.