jonno 357 Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy. "Are you the landlord?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no" he replies. "Can you get him for me - I need to speak to him?" she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him that there is no loo paper in the ladies toilet." Jonno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigden Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Oooh I've just had my tea Its a good un though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 ***** LB and a little bit sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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