pavman Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 IMPORTANT NEWS The French Government has announced that it has raised it's terror alert level from 'Run' to 'Hide'. The only two higher levels in France are 'Surrender' and 'Collaborate'. The rise was precipitated by a recent fire, which destroyed France's White Flag factory, effectively disabling their military. The Italians have increased their alert level from "shout loudly and excitedly" to "elaborate military posturing". Two more levels remain, "tanks in reverse gear" and "change sides". The Germans also increased their alert state from "disdainful arrogance" to "dress in uniform and sing marching songs". They have two higher levels, "invade a neighbour" and "lose". Seeing this reaction in continental Europe the Americans have gone from "isolationist" to "find another Muslim country ripe for regime change". Their remaining higher alert states are "come on then. who wants it" and "ask the British for help". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Joe Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Nice one, nothing but the truth. What's the difference between the French, & a Slice Of Toast. You can make SOLDIERS out of TOAST. BJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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