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In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.

>For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of

>Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called

>Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

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>The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful

>consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that

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>has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were

>Mycoxafailin, My dixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

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>Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid

>form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage

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>suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally

>pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft

>drink,

>and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just

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>good old-fashioned "stiff drink".

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>Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

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