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a barman is standing at his bar when atramp comes rushing in 'can i have a cocktail stick'

 

the barman rather confused gives him one. thetramp snatches it and rushes out the door

 

10 minutews later thios happens again and then agaain later.

 

after a few tramps come in for coctail sticks one rushes in.

'let me geuss a cocktail stick' said the barman

 

'no id like a straw please' says the tramp

'why a straw' says the barman

 

the tramp replies-

 

because someones been sick outside and all the lumpy bits have gone

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