Batmancaver Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 Do you fancy a laugh? Well check out the following Surry Comet news report: news The report is serious, but the comments are hilarious :( Karl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stupidsalmon Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 "Pigeons can be very intelligent creatures. This is because they are actually bred from dolphins and can travel vast lengths underwater as well as through the air." "Perhaps I can interest you in some Viagra. It will help your husband loosen you up. Yours, Joe ------------- Dear Joe Events in the Dallinger' household have, to put it mildly, been a little strained lately and, as a result, Mr Dallinger appears to be having some difficulty raising his stature sufficiently to meet bedroom expectations. Would you therefore dispatch the 100 Viagra tablets at your earliest convenience. Many thanks, Yours sincerely Mrs D Dallinger" :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theskyfox Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 LOL That link had me in stitches! go read, its hilarious! -Andrew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeboy Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 I was reading that a couple of days ago - hilairious. The wizards of satan, great stuff ! Leeboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatingisbest Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Posted by Martin Wildoat on 10:56am Wed 29 Nov 06 I agree with this action. Pigeons carry all manner of diseases like AIDS, malaria, rabies and mad cow disease to name but a few. They are also very aggressive and I can vouch for this as I was attacked by a flock and pecked severely while on my way home from flower arranging classes. In fact I would be more than happy to help in the killing of these evil creatures. Well done Kingston council keep up the good work. haha, very masculine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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