kirky640 Posted January 3, 2007 Report Share Posted January 3, 2007 how do you make a duck sing?:(?? put it in the microwave until its bill withers!! i know bye :o :o :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted January 3, 2007 Report Share Posted January 3, 2007 Colin you are mad keep up the good work :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted January 5, 2007 Report Share Posted January 5, 2007 you get that one out of a christmas cracker? :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nildes Posted January 5, 2007 Report Share Posted January 5, 2007 I was in Asda buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador Retriever and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital. I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me. :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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