"Wildelife SOS"

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Just caught an "episode" of this show.

 

They are called to a fawn stuck in a football net in somebodies garden.

 

Not only have the idiot owners been standing in the garden lighting it up with torches for the last 2 hours, the beardy lentil squad turns up, about 9 strong, camera crew in tow so that's about 2 lamps per person shining on the already really distressed young deer.

 

Then after lamping it for about 10 mins it panics, so they rush it still shining lamps in its face all shouting orders about what to do about the net its caught in.

 

Then the soap dodgers proceed to cut it free, still shining about 10 lamps in its face and then discuss for about 5 mins what's best to do while some fool rubs its mouth where its been cut with the net.

 

Then the chinless wonders decide, despite only completely superficial wounds it needs to be "rescued" by manhandling it off into a van with inadequate padding to stop it hurting itself when it panics, still shining lamps in its face.

 

It is "released" with nothing more in the way of "help" administered other than people randomly prodding it for the next few days. It is released back into the wild to applause from the assembled lentil-eaters.

 

What a bunch of morons.

[the last engineer]

personaly i would have liked to have seen another case of ( as you so eloquently put it ) another bunch of lentil eating, soap dodging, chinless muppets getting a face full of hoof, involving a long and painfull visit to the dentist to put a few wisdom teeth in,,,,,,,,, with no anasetic,,,anerseptic,,,,, anna, sod it do it so it hurts.

 

 

 

Martin