butchdickason Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 A widower and widow meet at a club, they discover that they both like fishing, so the guy invites her to meet him at the boat house next day and he will take her for a days fishing on the river. They meet as arranged and set off to fish, letting the boat drift with the river flow, after some time they come to a fork in the river, he says to her ? would you like to go up or down?, she jumps on him, pulls his shorts down and makes mad pash etc, when they are finished he rows back upstream to the boat house, tie up the boat and go to the pub. They arrange to meet again the next day. Next day they meet, and as before set off drifting down the river, when they come to the fork he asks Up or Down, she replies Up, so he turns the boat and rows back up to the start point, turns the boat and again lets it drift down to the fork, same question Up or Down, Up she replies, so he turns the boat and starts to row, after a few seconds he says to her, how come when I asked you up or down yesterday you jumped me and we had sex, well she replies : I forgot my hearing aid yesterday, and I don,t lip read very well, I thought you said **** or Drown Butch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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