The Magician and the Parrot

[Browning GTS]

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show, "Look, it's not the same hat! "or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?" The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all,

the captain's parrot. Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were on board. The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea as fate would have it ... with the parrot. They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word.Thiswent on for a day.. and then 2 days ... and then 3 days...Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and

said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"OK, I give up. Where's the ******* ship?"

[Guest rabo]

good one

[dazza]

[Peter_HMR]

Thats one my day says the whole time another one is.....

 

There was an irishman playing on mastermind and the section of questions was the 1916 easter rising.

 

First question

"Where did the 1916 easter rising occur"

 

Replies

"Pass"

 

ok... second question

"Who was the leader of the 1916 easter rising"

 

Replies

"...... pass"

 

Third question

"How long did the 1916 easter rising last for"

 

Replies

"........... pass"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then a man from the crowd stands up and shouts down at him.....

 

 

"Thats right paddy tell 'em nothing"