pav Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 Nelson Mandela is sitting at home when there's a knock at the door. A Chinese man with an invoice in his hand says "You sign, you sign." Behind him is a truckload of car exhausts. "You've got the wrong man" Mandela says. The next day Mandela hears a knock on the door, opens it and the Chinese man is back with a truckload of brake pads. "You sign, you sign" the man says. "You've got the wrong man" Mandela says. The following day the Chinese man is back. "Don't you understand, you must have the wrong name, who do you want to deliver these to?" Mandela asks. The Chinese man checks his invoice and says in a heavy accent "You not Nissan Main Dealer?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trakker01 Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 like it 10/10 ****....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagleye Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 check last weeks thursday joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerman Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 didnt catch it last week, but glad i got this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTMS Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 Subject: How Moses got the 10 Commandments.... God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better. The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?" And the Lord said, "They are rules for living ." Can you give us an example?" "Thou shall not kill." "Not kill? We're not interested." God went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments." The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honour thy Father and Mother." "Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested." Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments." The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal." "Not steal? We're not interested." Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments." The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery." "Not commit adultery? We're not interested." Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments." "Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?" "They're free." "We'll take 10." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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