kiya Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 The Older Woman... I pulled an older woman at a club last night. She was all right for 57. We drank a bit, had a bit of a snog and she asked if I'd ever had the Sportsman's Double: a mother and daughter threesome? I said: "No I haven't as it happens..." So we drank a bit more and then she says to me that "tonight was my lucky night then". I finished my drink quickly and went back to her house.......she put the hall light on and shouted upstairs... "Mum!....you awake ?.. :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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verminer Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 The Older Woman... I pulled an older woman at a club last night. She was all right for 57. We drank a bit, had a bit of a snog and she asked if I'd ever had the Sportsman's Double: a mother and daughter threesome? I said: "No I haven't as it happens..." So we drank a bit more and then she says to me that "tonight was my lucky night then". I finished my drink quickly and went back to her house.......she put the hall light on and shouted upstairs... "Mum!....you awake ?.. my secretary is wondering why i am laughing and rolling on the floor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter-peter Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 The Older Woman... I pulled an older woman at a club last night. She was all right for 57. We drank a bit, had a bit of a snog and she asked if I'd ever had the Sportsman's Double: a mother and daughter threesome? I said: "No I haven't as it happens..." So we drank a bit more and then she says to me that "tonight was my lucky night then". I finished my drink quickly and went back to her house.......she put the hall light on and shouted upstairs... "Mum!....you awake ?.. now thats a cracker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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