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Weather Report for the Brothers


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A black congresswoman reportedly complained that the names of

hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names.

She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture,

such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal.

 

She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in language

that street people can understand because one of the problems in New

Orleans is that regular folks couldn' t understand the seriousness of

the situation due to the racially biased language of the weather

report.

 

I can hear it now: A Houston weatherman says:

 

"Wazzup, dudes Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin ' fo ' yo ***

like Leroy on a crotch rocket! Bitch be a category fo ' ! So grab yo

' chirren, yo ' Ho, be leavin yo crib, and head fo ' da nearest guv '

ment office fo yo FREE ****!"

 

:good::lol: :blink:

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