Happy Friday

[poppythedog]

Blatantly ripped off from the Nobs website!

 

I was feeling a bit lonely so I decided life would be more fun if I had a pet. So, I went to the pet shop and told the owner that I wanted to buy an unusual pet.

 

After some discussion, I finally bought a Centipede which came in a little white box to use for his house. I took the box back home, found a good location for it, and decided I would start off by taking my new pet to the pub to have a drink.

 

So, I asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go down The Queen's Head Pub with me and have a beer?" . But there was no answer.

This bothered me a bit, but I waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the pub for a drink?".

But again, there was no answer from my new friend and pet. So, I waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.

 

I decided to ask him one more time; this time putting my face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go

to The Queen's Head Pub and have a drink with me?"

 

A little voice came out of the box: ...................................

 

 

 

wait for it...its worth it!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"I heard you the first time! for gods sake I'm putting my shoes on."

[Dr W]

Very good, made me giggle like a child.

[invector]

Same as the joke about the football match - Insect versus Elephants. Elephants up 31 nil at half time. When they restart the centipede comes on and scores 100 goals. "Where were you during the first half?" "I was putting my boots on." The old one are the best........