peter-peter Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 Barnsley lad walks into a pub, at the end of the bar is a bloke with the biggest ugliest dog ever seen, its got a gob like an hippo and stands 4ft to the shoulders, barnsley lad say's what the hell breed is that. bloke says. its an african feightin dog its nivver been licked. barnsley says "ave getten one in't car booit its nobbert a foot high it'l wipe the deck wi that thing. bloke says £50 says it won't the bet is given to the landlord. barnsley says put thi great hound in't tap oil all be back. big dog goes into the tap room and the door is closed. barnsley goes out to his car returns with his animal opens tap room door and lobs him in. All Hell breaks loose for 10 minutes when all goes quiet. they open the door and the massive dog is dead its head ripped off. hey up say's barnsley gi that brass here. the bloke say's bloody hell what breeds that. barnsley say's it's a long nosed long tailed short legged terrier. in barsley we call em. > > > > > > .> ALLIGATERS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 Dont give up the day job Pete! (Now you know how it feels) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tulkyuk Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 an oldie, but a goodie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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