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A bloke's wife goes missing while diving off the West Australian

coast. He reports the event, searches fruitlessly and spends a

terrible night wondering what could have happened to her.

 

Next morning there's a knock at the door and he is confronted by a

couple of policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Constable.

 

The Sarge says, "Mate, we have some news for you, unfortunately

some really bad news, but, some good news, and maybe some more

good news."

 

"Well," says the bloke, "I guess I'd better have the bad news

first?"

 

The Sarge says, "I'm really sorry mate, but your wife is dead.

Young Bill here found her lying at about five fathoms in a little

cleft in the reef. He got a line around her and we pulled her up,

but she was dead."

 

The bloke is naturally pretty distressed to hear of this and has a

bit of a turn. But after a few minutes he pulls himself together

and asks, "what's the good news.......??

 

The Sarge says, "Well when we got your wife up there were quite a

few really good sized crays and a swag of nice crabs attached to

her, so we've brought you your share."

 

He hands the bloke a sugar bag with a couple of nice crays and

four or five crabs in it.

 

"Geez thanks. They're bloody beauties. I guess it's an ill wind

and all that... So what's the other possible good news?"

 

"Well," the Sarge says, "if you fancy a quick trip, me and young

Bill here get off duty at around 11 o'clock and we're gonna shoot

over there and pull her up again.....!"

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