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MARRIAGE COUNSELING

 

A husband and wife came for counselling after 15 years of marriage. When

asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful

tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married.

 

She went on and on and on: neglect, His hobbies, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of un-met needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

 

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time,

the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to

stand, embraced and kissed her passionately.

 

The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist

turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least

three times a week. Can you do this?"

 

The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off

here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I shoot a small syndicate so she will have to come on the bus!

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