steve_b_wales Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 Two men used to go out every Friday evening for a drink and to chat up some females. One of them always pulled, leaving his mate empty handed. This made his friend very annoyed and he said to his pal, "You always pull a bird, but I cannot get one, how do you do it?" His friend said "I just start to chat them up and it works". The other guy said, "That's my problem, I am too shy to chat them up, I don't know what to say!" "Just go up to one of them and say the first thing that comes into your head," said his pal. When he saw a smart looking female go into the toilet, he waited outside until she came out. When she finally emerged from the toilet, he said, "Hi, been for a $**t have you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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