the last engineer Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 After complaints to the International Rugby Board about the All Blacks being allowed to motivate themselves by performing the haka, other nations were asked to suggest pre-match rituals of their own. The IRB Rugby World Cup 2007 Organising Committee has now agreed to the following pre-match displays: * The England team will chat about the weather, wave hankies in the air and attach bells to their ankles before moaning about how they invented the game and gave it to the world, but no one appreciates them. not sure if its been posted but i thought it was funny anyway, good luck to England saturday * The Scotland team will chant, 'You lookin' at me, Jimmy?' before each of them smashes a bottle of beer over his opposite number's head. * The Ireland team will split into two, with the southern half performing a Riverdance, while the Northerners march the traditional route from their dressing room to the pitch, via their opponents' dressing room. * Unfortunately, the committee was unable to accept the Welsh proposal to form a choir and sing Tom Jones' It's Not Unusual. * Two members of the Springboks will claim to be more important than the other 13, whom they will imprison between the posts. These two will then go about selecting the best parts of the pitch to settle on and claim that they have been there for centuries. * The Italian team will arrive in Armani gear, sexually harass the female officials and then prepare pasta dishes, which they will flog to the crowd for a fortune. * The Japanese will shock fans by demonstrating how to capture a whale for scientific research by harpooning an opposition prop. * The Australians will have a barbecue on their side of the field and invite the opposition over before the game. The food and alcohol will be in abundance and by the start of the game no one will remember what they came to the stadium for. After some streaking, the singing of dirty songs and the occasional chunder, everyone will go home thoroughly convinced it was a bloody good night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suffolk shooter Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 :yp: Hope we thrash the aussies so i can have bragging rights over all my family who live there, but unfortunately England have more chance of beating a Foetus XV than anything against the wallibies SS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 theres a lot of truth in this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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