Billy1 Posted October 9, 2007 Report Share Posted October 9, 2007 One Saturday morning Mary and her son Johny were sitting having there lunch, "After lunch Johny do you mind giving me a hand to dust the books in the library" "OK Mummy give me a shout when you need me " replied johny Half hour later"Johny can you come and hold this ladder whilst i climb up and clean these books on the top shelf" "OK mummy" as she went up the ladder "Mummy whats that hairy thing between your legs" asked Johny Bloody hell i haven`t put my Knickers on she thought , "err thats called a nerve " she replied "A nerve" said johny " yes its called a nerve" as she came down the ladder. Hour later mummy is having a bath when there`s a knock on the door"Johny mummys in the bath at the moment go and see who it is " "OK muumy" Johny opens the door "hello son is your mum in " said the salesman "she is but she`s having a bath can i help" "i`m selling this range of brushes which clean the inside of tea pots just wondering if your mum would be interested " " i will take it and show her,how much are they " asked Johny " 12 pound " replies the salesman. Johny rushes to the bathroom "mummy the man at the door is selling brushes which clean the inside of tea pots" "bloody hell thats a good idea , how much are they " said mum." 12 pound mummy" Theiving b******d, tell him their to expensive" Johny rushes to the door" my mum say`s your a theiving b******d and she doesn`t want it" " You can tell your mum she`got a bloody nerve" " I know " said Johny " and its got more hairs on it than your brush " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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