MC Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Jane and Arlene Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts i t over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did you get it? Jane: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel." The pharmacist fainted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbart Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROBLATCH Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 nice one mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tulkyuk Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 - well done martin, that made me chuckle out load Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AIRARMSTX200 Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 Jane and Arlene Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts i t over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did you get it? Jane: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel." The pharmacist fainted. not bad. but i bet you could,nt put a fruit pastile in your mouth without chewing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codling99 Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soreshoulder Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 err hum havent we got a jokes section :unsure: good un anyways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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