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A little boy walks into his parents bedroom to see his mum on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mum sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen, she dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mum and asks,

"What were you and dad doing?"

Mother replies, "Well, you know how your daddy has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."

"You're wasting your time" say's the boy.

"Why's that?", asked his mother puzzled.

"Well when you go shopping, the lady next door comes round and gets on her kness and blows it right back up." :lol:

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Aled,

I see your from St.Davids.

That brings back some good memories (early '80's) of camping on a farm up the road to the lifeboat station (last farm but one).

That's where I saw my first ever buzzard, how things have changed, something is wrong if I don't see a buzzard each time I am out shooting here in Wiltshire.

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