Cakie174 Posted July 19, 2004 Report Share Posted July 19, 2004 >A Welsh farmer buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After >several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and >phones a vet for help. > >The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. >The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting >to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep >are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and >instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant. > >The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that >artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself. > >So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the woods, >has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed. > >Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all >still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads >them in the Land Rover again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each >sheep twice for good measure, brings them back, and goes to bed exhausted. > >Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round. "Try >again," he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up, and drive them! out >to the woods. > >He spends all day ******** the sheep and upon returning home, falls >listlessly into bed. > >The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out of >the window. He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying in >the grass. > >"No," she says, "they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is beeping >the horn." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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white fox Posted July 19, 2004 Report Share Posted July 19, 2004 Nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted July 19, 2004 Report Share Posted July 19, 2004 I can't wait to tell that one to taffy at work tommorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG BILL Posted July 20, 2004 Report Share Posted July 20, 2004 HA! DE HA! HA! BIG BILL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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