the last engineer Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 so this new company of detergents has come up with the dogs ********(sorry) but no name came to mind for the new product ,so a open shop contest was held to name it . after a day or two nothing ,untill a junior employee came through ,so off to the board room with his product name he went . so young wilson whats the new name we have for mrs smith of bolton then ,said the director of marketing. well sir said wilson ,****** sir , well the director almost **** ,doing the open mouthed goldfish thing . but sir said wilson,i have a slogan to go with it. dumb struck the director just nods . well sir it goes like this . "IF DAZ WONT WHITEN IT ,AND OMO WONT BRIGHTEN, IT ****** IT" ....... the director is now on the floor writhing in pain as wilson who thinks hes on a roll says out loud ,if you dont like that one sir try this, i have another slogan for a new name ,the " FASTEST UNIVERSAL CLEANSER KNOWN "......... :yp: open to interpretation,just want to know how many of you recognise the joke above and from who,,,,,,,,give you a clue hes bristolian ,,,,, hope nobody is offended :*) :*) martin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled_cky Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 to be honest i got totally confused and could not understand it or what wilson was saying.. Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted August 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 sorry aled ,under pressure at work forgot a few things Best Universal Grit Grime Effluent Remover I GUESS YOU HAD TO BE THERE,, :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
white fox Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 :yp: Very good Last Enginer My friday night boozin buddy works for a well known vacuum cleaner and washing machine company, he will appreciate it, I am sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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