Yorkshire Pudding Posted September 24, 2002 Report Share Posted September 24, 2002 Colombus You gave me a tip about shouldering me gun in the mirror. Top tip mate it is working a treat as i'm bringing food home Got a tip for u fella. Cut down on water bills by having a water meter fitted to your house.Then run a hosepipe from your nextdoor neighbours out side tap to your house . cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highdowns hunter Posted September 25, 2002 Report Share Posted September 25, 2002 Dont Laugh William He is serious-They do those things in Yorkshire LOL They even turn the gas meter around so that the dials go backwards and the gas company owes them money :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malc Posted September 25, 2002 Report Share Posted September 25, 2002 Look after the pennies....................You can't beat being thrifty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted September 25, 2002 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2002 Seeing as you enjoyed the hosepipe tip so much i have a couple more for ya..... Vegetarians coming to dinner?Simply serve them a nice bit of veal, steak or pigeon.Since they are always going on how Quron,Tofu or meat substitute etc "tastes exactly like the real thing", they wont know the difference. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you rolling over and going back to sleep. all the best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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