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Bob,s out shooting and hits a woodie that lands in the next ,s door,s now the man who,s land it has fallen on is not nice and he tell,s the shooter "you cant have the pigeon it is mine," "my land my pigeon"

so bob say,s i know we will play the 2 kick rule

we kick each other 2 times and who ever hurts the other the most win,s.

now the man who,s has the pigeon say,s ok (not wanting to give in)

so bob say,s "right me first" so with the first kick bob get him right in the jacobs

second kick right in the guts.

10 min later the man get,s up still in pain and say,s "right my turn"

bob,s replies "naa keep the bloddy pigeon"

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