shore_shot Posted February 23, 2005 Report Share Posted February 23, 2005 postie is out delivering his morning round. when he notice,s a shoot going on .so he stop,s and has a look to see what is going on.and likes what he see.s the keeper seeing postie goes up to see what is up "what,s up postie" "well i was wondering what was going on what are them people doing in the wood,s" "well postie they are the beaters they scare the bird,s out" "ok and them with the gun,s" "well they shoot the bird,s postie" "ok and what are them people doing behind the guns with dog,s" "well postie they pick up the dead and wouned bird,s" "o i see can i have a go" "but you don,t have a dog postie" "naa i dont need a dog i will do it myself" "ok postie you can have ago" well postie pick,s up birds all day ,running here running there" the last drive is the duck pond, a duck is droped right in the middle of the lake. the dog,s cant see it smell it, with out a thought postie strips of jumps in and is back with the duck in no time. the keeper can not belive it , "right postie you must come home for dinner with me tonight you have worked so hard" so postie goes with the keeper and has a lovly meal, after the meal the keeper shows postie into the bedroom where the keeper< wife is laid bare on the bed. "go on postie you deserve it" well postie is shocked and say,s "now look i had a great day out you have given 15 quid and a nice meal so why offer me your wife?" "well postie i have seen you work and i want a pup"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul in North Lincs. Posted February 23, 2005 Report Share Posted February 23, 2005 Oh dear!! Paul in North Lincs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shogun Posted February 23, 2005 Report Share Posted February 23, 2005 Thats brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squintshot Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 Where's this estate? Postman Pat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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