Nice little joke

[wabbitbosher]

A woman visits the Vet with her duck which is generally limp and lifeless.

 

"What’s the problem"? Said the Vet. "Well she is my best duck and there is something just not right she is completely lifeless and just stays in her pen all day motionless and wont eat."

 

"Hmm" said the Vet, examining the Duck with his Stethoscope. "That’s because your duck is dead."

 

"Dead!" said the woman "are you sure, he can't be are you really sure.?"

 

"Yes madam, I have been a Vet for 35 years and I know a dead duck when I see one."

 

"I want a second opinion,” said the woman "Im not happy with your Diagnosis."

 

The Vet gets up and opens the door to his office, in pops his retriever sniffs the dog up and down turns to the Vet and Shakes his head with a soulful look in his eyes and lays back down in the office.

 

"I can’t accept a dog giving me a diagnosis,” said the woman, "I still want another opinion."

 

The Vet opens his office door again and his pet Siamese jumps up onto the table sniffs all over the duck, nudges it with its nose and bites it on the neck, then turns slowly to the Vet looks at him and mews quietly.

 

"There you are said the Vet, your Duck is well and Truly deceased."

 

"Oh very well said the woman." The vet turns to his Computer presses the return key and out pops the woman’s bill.

 

"£240 quid for telling me my duck is dead!" said the woman "that’s bloody scandalous!!"

 

"Well" said the Vet "if you had taken my word for it it would only have been £25.00 but you insisted on the LAB report and the CAT scan..."

 

 

WB

[rb5037]

:*) Think we've had that one here b4 mate.

 

Nice one though

 

Hope your well, my MSN's been off lately because i'm ignoring someone, not you

 

Speak to you soon.

[Sergeant]

LOL..