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  1. RoadKill,

     

     

    Next time take some sweets, chocolate eclairs are best, for those cold days in the winter.

    I didn't need any food or drink , they looked after us very well , Got a coffee when we arrived . Then after the first two drives we got a warm punch then we had soup bread and sausage rolls and to top the day off we had more coffee and cakes .... So all that walking i did i then put back on the calories by stuffing my face :D :blink: :blink:

  2. Well what can I say , I had a fantastic time the game keeper and his wife were very nice and the beaters were excellent they made me feel very welcome . Couldn't wait to get home and relax in the bath ha-ha , Ive been invited to go back next week so I cant wait , Beats the gym anytime

  3. Beem their, done that mate, thats why i came over here to get a balance and shoot to my hearts content. :thumbs: I still work, but not as stress full as it was in the UK.

    Been here 17 years now and love every miniute of it. :oops:

    thats it you make me feel better lol , Only 2 hours to go and 3 planes left .. So not long now ;)

  4. :):):)

     

    WHY DO MEN PEE STANDING UP

    God was just about done creating humans, but he had two parts left over and couldn't quite decide how to split them between Adam and Eve.

     

    He thought He might just as well ask them.

    He told them one of the things He had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up.

     

    "It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you had a preference for it."

     

    Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh, please give that to me!

    I'd love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Please!

    Pleeeeease! Give it to me! Give

    it to meeee!"

     

    On and on he went like an excited little boy. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up.

     

    Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place - first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away - laughing with delight all the while.

     

    God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left."

     

    "What's it called?" asked Eve.

    "Brains," said God

  5. hello roadkill

     

    I can sort you out with ferrets if you havnt allready got some, I have still got a few off this years young left. I am only in hugglescote (coalville) so im not far away

    let me no if you are interested.

     

    jeff

    Hello Jeff

     

    I will take you up on the offer of the ferrets , How much are you charging? I am from Shepshed so im next door to ya .... I wont be able to make it over untill Sunday // Monday which ever day is best for you??? :rolleyes:

     

    If you can pm me you number then i can give you a call at the weekend to get your details and arrange a day to come over.

     

    Many thanks Jamie :lol:

  6. Hello all , Me and my work mate are going to buy a couple of ferrets , And hope to take up the sport, None of us have any previous experience in this field ... Is there anyone on here that is local to me that wouldn't mind me and my mate tagging along with them for a couple of outings just to learn the ropes... I am from the midlands area Loughborough, But i am willing to travel at least 50 miles out..

     

    Any help would be great

     

    Many Thanks Jamie

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