burntout Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 "you cant brag that your **** touches your socks if you pull 'em up that high!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJN Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Dog : "I'm a Retriever not a watch dog" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin g Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 (edited) DOG SAYS ' NEXT PLEASE, THIS ONES FULL..... or DOG SAYS ' NOT MY FAULT YOU CANT GIVE ME CLEAR INSTRUCTIONS, HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNOW WHEN YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO GO DO A BIT OF DOGGGIN.. dog thinks to himself 'hope he doesnt find that tape with me and his Mrs. Gulp. Edited December 16, 2009 by Martin g Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchieboy Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 The dog is thinking,"When he mentioned a day out and rape inthe same sentence this is not quite what I had in mind" or "You shot the bloody duck in the middle of the pond so you go and get it, I'm with British Airways so I'm on strike and sod the Christmas Dinner, I only get the left overs anyway!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted December 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 The dog is thinking,"When he mentioned a day out and rape inthe same sentence this is not quite what I had in mind" :o fantastic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smig4373 Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 "Cleverist blonde ive ever had...." "Do you want me to call you a cab...." "You looked different in the night club.." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ТonyЅmith Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Well it was that or an Essex Girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marine1980 Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 (Dog): If he farts once more im going to bite his b****** off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 A dog is not just for Christmas, but if you see this kind of behaviour going on - call the canine crimes hotline on 0845 713694 or your local RSPCA beastiality hotline You already know the number don't you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Dog Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Dog " It doesn't look any better from down here " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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