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"People think it is getting its revenge on people from some of its family being shot. "

"The postman is scared to come into the village now in case the pheasant attacks him."

"We haven't seen him for a couple of days which is a bit worrying."

 

How pathetic...scared of a pheasant.

Is this a village for city people?I haven't heard anything so pathetic.

Do they really think it attacks them because its "family" is getting shot?

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"People think it is getting its revenge on people from some of its family being shot. "

"The postman is scared to come into the village now in case the pheasant attacks him."

"We haven't seen him for a couple of days which is a bit worrying."

 

How pathetic...scared of a pheasant.

Is this a village for city people?I haven't heard anything so pathetic.

Do they really think it attacks them because its "family" is getting shot?

 

Have you seen it's photo? Look at the eyes man, it's evil I tell ee

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"People think it is getting its revenge on people from some of its family being shot. "

"The postman is scared to come into the village now in case the pheasant attacks him."

"We haven't seen him for a couple of days which is a bit worrying."

 

How pathetic...scared of a pheasant.

Is this a village for city people?I haven't heard anything so pathetic.

Do they really think it attacks them because its "family" is getting shot?

Im pretty sure its a spoof article and only meant to be a bit of fun.

 

George

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i..... i...... i just don't know what to say to that, lion, yes, elephant, yes, hyenas, bears, wolves etc yes, but a phessie!!! what village was it in? they need some one to go round and give em a slap or ten and then throw hugh fernley whit.. whiting... whatever his name is cooking book at the evil eyed monster and hey presto sunday lunch!!!

 

i can see St. George stepping in for this one

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