white fox Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be eight again" she replied. On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park. What a Day! He put her on every ride in the park: * The Death Slide * The Wall of Fear * The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake. Then it was off to the pictures: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, and her favourite lolly and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked "Well, Dear, what was it like being eight again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you f*ckin tw*t". The moral of this story: . . . . . . . . . Even when a man is listening, he's still going to get it wrong. WF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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blackthorn Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be eight again" she replied. On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park. What a Day! He put her on every ride in the park: * The Death Slide * The Wall of Fear * The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake. Then it was off to the pictures: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, and her favourite lolly and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked "Well, Dear, what was it like being eight again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you f*ckin tw*t". The moral of this story: . . . . . . . . . Even when a man is listening, he's still going to get it wrong. WF never a true a word said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 *****, Is that a true story WF? LB How was the trip and where are the pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
white fox Posted October 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 *****, Is that a true story WF? LB How was the trip and where are the pics? True? - ***** - my wife has never been a size 8 Switzerland was great, hunted Saturday and Monday two roe on Sat. rifles at dawn and dusk, rest of day using shotguns with 4mm No.1 shot Each day was about 14 hours hunting, felt like I climbed Snowdon 3 times each day, there aint no flat bits. I will make a post about it tomorow. WF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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