Axe Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 (edited) A priest in a small rural town was very fond of his 10 chickens and 1 handsome cock he kept in a hen house behind the rectory. One Saturday night the priest discovered that the rooster was missing. At the same time the Priest heard rumours of cockfights being held in town. Shocked and dismayed, he decided to say something during Mass. During Mass he asked the congregation, "Who among you will confess to sporting a handsome cock?" All the men stood up. "No, no," he said. "That's not what I mean. Who among you will confess to having seen a handsome cock?" All the women stood up. "Oh, no," he said. "That's not what I mean either. Who among you will confess to having seen a cock that doesn't belong to you?" Half the women stood up. "Oh Lord," he said. "Perhaps I should rephrase the question: "Has anybody seen my cock?" All the choirboys stood up. Edited November 25, 2005 by Axe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 B) B) :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim38curl Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 B) B) :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted November 26, 2005 Report Share Posted November 26, 2005 Oh dear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Red Fox Posted November 26, 2005 Report Share Posted November 26, 2005 B) :( B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BountyHunter Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 :blink: Love that one. BH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJaxeman Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Very good M8 :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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