joke

[digger]

a man takes his boy to the zoo but the cages are empty,there is litter all over the place and its a real dive.

"but dad,theres no animals" wails the little boy

just then a small dog walks past "there you go son" replies the man "its a shihtzu"

 

 

a 19 yr old iraqi boy signs for liverpool as a striker.liverpool are playing man utd and are three nil down with ten minutes to go so the manager throws him on.

amazingly he scores four goals and wins the game.

at the final whistle he rushes to phone his mum.he tells her of his fantastic feat to which she replies "in the ten minutes you were on the pitch the house was torched,your dad was mugged,the car was stolen,your sister kidnapped and your nan was sniped at,i regret the day we moved to liverpool"

Edited December 4, 2005 by digger

[lurcherboy]

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[ChrisNicholls]

An old Red Indian, standing on the corner. Good-looking' woman passes by, on

the way to the shops. The Indian raises his hand in greeting, and says, "Chance!"

 

The same happens several days in a row.

 

Woman walks past, The Indian raises his hand, and says, "Chance!"

 

Finally, one day, she can't ignore it any longer, stops, and asks, "You're an Indian, aren't you?" He nods. She says, "I always thought Indians said 'How!´ as a greeting. " Indian says, "Already know how, just want chance!"