daughter questionaire

[shaggy]

Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your physician.

 

 

Name: Date of Birth:

Height: Weight: IQ: GPA:

Social Security Number: Driver's License Number:

Boy Scout Rank: Telephone:

Home Address:

City: State: Zip:

 

 

 

Do you have one male and one female parent? ____

If "No", explain:

 

 

 

Number of years your parents have been married: ____

Any brothers or sisters? ____

Are they normal? ____

 

 

Do you own or have access to a van? ____

A truck with oversize tires? ____

A waterbed? ____

 

 

Do you have an earring, nose ring, or belly button ring? ____

 

 

Do you have a tattoo? ____

 

If you have answered YES to #3, #4 or #5, discontinue application and leave immediately.

 

 

In fifty words or less, what does Late mean to you?

 

 

 

 

 

In fifty words or less, what does Don't touch my daughter mean to you?

 

 

 

 

 

In fifty words or less, what does Abstinence mean to you?

 

 

 

 

 

In fifty words or less, what does Real Pain mean to you?

 

 

 

 

 

Church/Temple you attend: ____________________________

 

How often do you attend: ____________________________

 

 

When would be the best time to interview your mother, father and priest/rabbi? ____________________________

 

 

 

Please fill in the blanks:

 

 

If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded would be my ____________________________

 

 

If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken would be my ____________________________

 

 

A woman's place is in the ____________________________

 

 

The one thing I hope this application doesn't ask is ____________________________

 

 

When I meet a girl, the one thing I always notice about her first is ____________________________

 

Note: If answer begins with "T" or "A", discontinue and leave premises - keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised

 

 

 

 

 

What do you want to be if you grow up?

 

 

 

 

 

I swear that all the above information is correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, bodily harm, dismemberment, torture or mental abuse.

Signature of applicant _________________________________

 

Signature of father _____________________________________

 

Signature of mother ____________________________________

 

Signature of priest/rabbi ___________________________________

 

Signature of State Representative _________________________

 

 

 

Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual. Please allow 4-6 years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if approved. If denied, please never apply again. Don't call me, I'll call you.

[ROB REYNOLDS UK]

you board or what

[shaggy]

no i just get loads of mail from mates who are bored lol

[Yorkshire Pudding]

I like it , an looking at the bump on the wife .... It looks like i best get that filed for later use !

Shaggy you should write books ..... lol

 

all the best yis yp

[BTMS]

Congrats YP whn are THEY DUE?

 

Cause being you, and a knowning, you you NEVER DO anything by HALVES

 

ie a full pint or a dram

 

Seriously welldone and best wishes to your good lady

 

Brian