lurcherboy Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied: a can of peaches. The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6. The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail." Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. He said, " What is it? " The husband said "She also stole a can of peas." The bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted January 31, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Chewy Grandma's birth control Pills The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills? "Yes, they help me sleep at night." "Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!" She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks...............And believe me, it helps me sleep at night." you gotta love Grandmas! LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted January 31, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Three fold household, Daughter, Mother, Granma, Daughter will turn a trick for £ 80.00 Mother will turn a trick for £ 40.00 Grandma is happy for a hot drinik LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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