Jap cars

[Rob G]

A women in a shop was buying loads of food,she notices a young handsome assistant,he has such a cute ar$e it makes her feel horny! she asks him to help carry her bags to her car.On the way she can't hold back anymore and says 'i've got an itchy pussy' he says 'you will have to point it out, all these japenese cars look the same to me' :thumbs:

[tosspot]

small boy walks into his parents bedroom to find his mum bouncing up and down on his dad

"what are you doing mummy" he asked

"well your dad has a big fat tummy and i'm flattening it" she replied

"i wouldn't bother mum" said the child "when you go shopping the lady from next door blows it back up again"

[ChrisNicholls]

A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynaecologist.

 

"Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years!

There's nothing you can't tell me."

 

"This one's kind of strange..."

 

"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.

 

"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and

heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the

water was full of one pence coins."

 

"I see."

 

"That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink,

there were two pence coins in the bowl."

 

"That night," she went on, "I went again, plink-plink-plink, and there

were ten pence coins and this morning there were twenty pence coins! You've

got to tell me what's wrong with me!," she implored, "I'm scared out of my

wits!"

 

The gynaecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder.

 

"There, there my dear, it's nothing to be scared about."

 

"You're simply going through the change!"