Axe Posted February 16, 2006 Report Share Posted February 16, 2006 Warning!! There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK) If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote know as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE). The quickest acting WINE type is called Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only available for those who can afford it, the next best equivalent is Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated form your system. Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life, This virus is DEADLY (Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster) UPDATE: After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chunkus04 Posted February 16, 2006 Report Share Posted February 16, 2006 :o where do u lot get this stuff from lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 16, 2006 Report Share Posted February 16, 2006 Warning!! There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK) If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote know as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE). The quickest acting WINE type is called Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only available for those who can afford it, the next best equivalent is Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated form your system. Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life, This virus is DEADLY (Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster) UPDATE: After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application! DEADLY :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnskevena Posted February 18, 2006 Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 Very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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