Hodmedod.one Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. The first is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this, a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show the others who's boss, he beats it to death with a spade. Realizing his employer won't be best pleased, he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything. Moving on to the second job of clearing out the chimpanzee house, he is attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two chimps with a spade, killing them both. What can he do? "Feed them to the lions", he says to himself, "because lions eat anything." He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure. He moves on to the last job, which is to collect honey from the South American Bees. As soon as he starts he is attacked and stung by the bees. He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to do and throws them into the lion's cage - because lions eat anything. Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to another lion and says, "What's the food like here?" The other lion turns round and says, "Absolutely brilliant. Today we had fish and chimps with mushy bees." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bindi Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 Excellent, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king ratcatcher Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 Lmao classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 Still laughing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slipster Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 Emailing around works Just so funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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