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Landrover full of English tourists driving through the African jungle

 

When suddenly in front of them is a dead rhinoceros and stood along side is a 3 foot high pygmy.

 

The driver got out of the Landrover and walked across.

 

“Did you kill that rhinoceros” asked the driver

 

“Yes” said the pygmy

 

“How did you kill it?”

 

“With my club”

 

“You must of used a huge club”

 

“Yes” relied the Pygmy theres 74 of us in it :)

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