harryhawk Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 A bloke losses his leg in a gold mining accident....................... "I'm fwucked now"! he say's. "Who'd want a one legged gold digger for a partner?" ...................................................? Me shouts Paul McCartney :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 :o LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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henry d Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Linda dies and Paul has to break the news gently to the kids. "Ive got some bad news and some good kids which do you want first" The kids decide to have the bad and get it over with,the wattle necked one says with a trembling voice. "I`m sorry to say that Mom has died,but the good news is it`s steak for tea tonight!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harryhawk Posted March 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Paul McCartney bought his new wife, Heather Mills-McCartney a plane for christmas, And a lady shave for the other leg!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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