DaveK Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin". "What?" Said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times? "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it's going to be. Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was.. . God I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!" "Good," said the husband, "but, why?" "You're a Tax Man.... This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!" Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirky640 Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 o so true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 I like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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