king ratcatcher Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 husband feels wifes bum and says,'if you firm that up you can get rid of your girdle' later on he squeezes her breast and says' if you firm these up you can get rid of ya bra.' later, in the bedroom, he tries to grab her again, this time the wife grabs his willy and says 'if you firm this up i can get rid of the milkman, the postman and your brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 Does this mean that despite moving 3 times but still having the same milkman I have to start worrying? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Nildes Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 Three men were drinking at a bar -- a doctor, a barrister and a biker. As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said, "For her birthday, I'm going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring. This way, if she doesn't like the fur coat she will still love me because she got a diamond ring." As the barrister was drinking his martini he said, "For my wife's birthday, I'm going to buy her a designer dress and a gold bracelet. This way, if she doesn't like the dress she will still love me because she got the gold bracelet." As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said, "I'm going to buy my wife a T-shirt and a vibrator. This way, if she doesn't like the T-shirt she can go and ........................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king ratcatcher Posted March 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 Three men were drinking at a bar -- a doctor, a barrister and a biker. As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said, "For her birthday, I'm going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring. This way, if she doesn't like the fur coat she will still love me because she got a diamond ring." As the barrister was drinking his martini he said, "For my wife's birthday, I'm going to buy her a designer dress and a gold bracelet. This way, if she doesn't like the dress she will still love me because she got the gold bracelet." As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said, "I'm going to buy my wife a T-shirt and a vibrator. This way, if she doesn't like the T-shirt she can go and ........................ lmao keep them comming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swiftshot Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnskevena Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 Very good all :thumbs: :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the lizard Posted March 29, 2006 Report Share Posted March 29, 2006 lmao keep them comming Golf Courses - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED...... :thumbs: :blink: the Lizard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the lizard Posted March 29, 2006 Report Share Posted March 29, 2006 lmao keep them comming :thumbs: :blink: It's not my job, mate ........... the Lizard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the lizard Posted March 29, 2006 Report Share Posted March 29, 2006 Working Safely with Electricity....... :thumbs: :blink: the Lizard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the lizard Posted March 29, 2006 Report Share Posted March 29, 2006 lmao keep them comming :blink: Enjoy your Flight.......... :thumbs: the Lizard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the lizard Posted March 29, 2006 Report Share Posted March 29, 2006 Construction Site Safety sign................ says it all !! :thumbs: the Lizard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the lizard Posted March 29, 2006 Report Share Posted March 29, 2006 Woof, Woof ......? :thumbs: OK folks, that's the last one for now. (And before I get into trouble with the MODS.) For those of you who enjoyed the above and similiar time-wasting, they can all be found, (along with many more, plus videos, games, etc.) at - http://www.kontraband.com/index.asp It's a free site - but don't get caught !!! :blink: the Lizard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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